Math Humor:
A boy comes home from school with an F in math. When his dad asks why, the boy explains that his teacher asked him “What’s 3 times 2?” and he answered correctly with 6. Then she asked “What’s 2 times 3?” and he got confused. The dad replies, “What’s the difference?” and the boy says, “That’s what I said!” highlighting the funny frustration kids sometimes face in math class.
Funny Marriage Story:
A wife is annoyed by her husband’s habit of farting loudly every morning. One Christmas, she takes revenge by putting turkey innards into his underpants while he sleeps. He wakes up screaming in horror, and later admits, half-jokingly, that her warning about “farting his guts out” finally came true — with a messy but hilarious outcome.
